we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
I love you.
Bad choice
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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