Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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