Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
Randomize
