She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Randomize