he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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