i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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