I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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