so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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