Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
If that was your dad, he is hot
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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