Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
farters have to be the big spoon...
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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