Can Purell be used as lube?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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