The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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