Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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