I love black thongs
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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