we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
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