In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
we're chasing vodka with high fives
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
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