idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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