i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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