oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Panties = found
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