But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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