I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Found the puke drawer
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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