I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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