Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Holy shit dude........stairs
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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