i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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