Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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