the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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