Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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