I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
These tits shall not be calmed
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