Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
i need some magic done to my vagina
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
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