Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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