Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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