thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
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