i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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