I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
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