'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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