I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Randomize
