Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Randomize
