How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Floor bacon is actually really good
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
