He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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