sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
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