"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
