is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
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