o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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