your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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