so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
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