Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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