I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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