i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
