I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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