its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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