I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
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