Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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