Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I met the friendliest cop last night
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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