he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Boobs are out for the taking
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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